So, I was searching for something on line, (I can’t seem to remember) and I came upon this list that PIQUED my interest. And I thought it was funny (even though, for me, it’s not true). Have a look.
Your grocery list is always the same-Boxed macaroni&cheese,Twinkies and pop.
Your refrigerator is 3 feet tall and has more beer than food in it.
Stolen road signs and blacklight posters replace pictures.
You paid $500 for your car,$5,000 for your car stereo.
You owe the beer distributor more than you owe for books and other student loans.
You use the “healing powers” excuse everytime you start a petition to legalize marijuana.
The cops come to your door on a daily basis telling you to keep the noise down.
You get up at 6P.M.,go to bed at 6A.M.
Your cat eats leftover pizza instead of Science diet,meow mix,etc.
Your source for information is MTV news.
You’ve ever shoplifted from Goodwill.
You’ve ever blown a whole week’s pay on beer.
You can’t afford to shop at Abercrombie And Fitch but you do anyway.
You know exactly what time Taco Bell opens and closes.
The last time you cleaned your apartment is when you moved in.
Any of your furniture is inflatable.
You think Tommy Hilfiger should be president
Your calender is marked with every bar’s happy hour.
You don’t need a stove because you have a microwave.
You have tickets to a Phish concert the weekend you go home.You of course choose the concert.
Well that’s all for me right now. I’m off to go grocery shopping with $10.75, and study like a grocery person. 3 exams for next week=NO FUN. Ah well, at least i’m a happy person.
Talk to you kids later.
-court-
Posted by Courtney at October 25, 2003 01:45 PM